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First off... our promise to you: WE WILL NEVER BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. and we might let you down, but we're not gonna rag ya.

FAQ:

Q: How do you get your money?

A: Ask REEPIE!

Q: How will you get my money?

A: Ask REEPIE!

Q: Is your business registered in my country?

A: Ask REEPIE!

Q: How long is your business?

A: Ask REEPIE!

Q: What is your "NO CAN DO" Promise?

A: That's a special promise, come see us.

REEPIE WAS ONCE LIKE YOU, A COG IN THE MACHINE WITH (seemingly) NO WAY OUT.

[Please note: REEPIE is an ethereal being and therefor has no physical presence, but if he did, he would've look exactly like THIS.]


Q: I've been contacted by one of your agents in reference to a debt collection. How should I feel?

A: Feel in good hands! We are probably the most sympathetic debt collection agency in the free world. But respond immediately, as debt can quickly spin out of control, often leading to suicidal thoughts.

Q: Why consolidate when you can consultate?

A: We get this question a lot. To start, just check out our RATES.

Q: Is there a more basic, easy-to-understand FAQ?

A: YES! Check out REPOSSESSION SERVICES FOR DUMMIES!

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