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NO COLLECTION - NO FEE
OR
NO FEE - NO COLLECTION
your choice

some services ON PRO-BONO BASIS dependent on pity level

HERE'S AN ARTICLE ABOUT US IN THE WORLD-KNOWN MAGAZINE:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/insidearm/2011/07/12/need-to-hire-a-debt-collector-heres-some-practical-help/

GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR
OR
DON'T GET WHAT YOU DON'T PAY FOR

Your collection agency should represent your organization in a responsible and professional manner, and provide a satisfactory rate of recovery while maintaining your public image. 
OR
It should have a happy-go-lucky attitude, infecting your debtors with an existential sense of dread, but with a smile... reminiscing over drinks fond memories of childhood, and leaving THEM, not YOU with the bill.

WE ARE NOT LICSCenED & NOT INSURED = LESS RED TAPE FOR YOU (and lower rates!)

For example, a Connecticut Collection Agency License cost $900. 
That's no biggie... or IS it? 
That means up to a 500% increased bite outta YOUR chunk.
THINK about it.

the other guys may get your money, but will they offer refreshments?

We are the only acting company officially owned and registered by a robot.
No fishy off-shore bank accounts, we deal in cold, hard CASH.

25% rate general discount
OR
select from our specialty services:
35% and we won't look you in the eyes
45% to use our patented confession-booth and ski-mask system.
€10 fee for a one-time sms algorithm to your debtor of choise

When hiring a repo man, do you really want a guy with a baseball bat representing you?
Why not something more sophisticated like a polite robot?

No hidden fees, no hidden rates, our time is YOUR money.

NO PROMISES - EVER!

We'll get your money, probably.  If not, no skin off your teeth, guaranteed!

This is an autmaticaly generated messesage , thanks you.


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